Monday, April 23, 2012

Have a Smile


Forget Rednecks...     
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from
September through May,
You may live in Canada .
 


If someone in a Home Depot store
Offers you assistance and they don't work there,
You may live in Canada .
 


If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You may live in Canada .
 


If you've had a lengthy  telephone conversation
With someone who dialed a wrong number,
You may live in Canada .
 


If 'Vacation' means going anywhere
South of Detroit for the weekend,
You may live in Canada .
 


If you measure distance in hours,
You may live in Canada .
 


If you know several people
Who have hit a deer mo re than once,
You may live in Canada .
 


If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C'
In the same day and back again,
You may live in Canada .
 


If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow
During a raging blizzard without flinching,
You may live in Canada .
 


If you install security lights on your
house and garage,
But leave both unlocked,
You may live in   Canada .


If you carry jumper cables in your car
And your wife knows how to use them,
You may live in Canada .
 


If you design your kid's Halloween costume
To fit over a snowsuit,
You may live in Canada .
 


If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km --
You're going 95 and everybody is passing you,
You may live in Canada .
 


If driving is better in the winter
Because the potholes are filled with snow,
You may live in Canada .
 


If you know all 4  seasons:
Al mo st winter, winter, still winter,
and road construction,
You may live in Canada .  

(this is my favourite, because how true)


If you have mo re  miles
On your snow blower than your car,
You may live in Canada .


If you  find -2 degrees 'a little chilly',
You may live in Canada .


If you  actually understand these jokes,
and forward them to all
your friends,
 

You definitely are Canadian and Proud To Be.

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